What are Mario and Luigi’s overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim.

Thank you Facebook for putting everyone’s Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it.

Robber: If you ever want to see your family again do exactly as I say. Now hand me that bag! Me: *sets bag on fire*

I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it’s a gag reflex.

What do you call a fat man in a bath ? Tubby.

Conductor this bus was very slow! Oh I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!

What did the duck say when he bought the chap-stick? Put it on my bill.

A high-dea supported by evidence… Is called a High-pot-thesis

Why can’t Asians make white babies? Because two Wongs don’t make a white

I love to build things… I love hammering, I love sawing, and I love sanding. But drilling is just plain boring.