What does a gay horse eat for dinner? Haaaayyyyyyy

What’s so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus.

“Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers” -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists

Hey, Chefs, you’re making food. Not curing AIDS, Cancer or defusing a bomb. Settle the fuck down.

How do you spot a joke without a punchline?

My internet went out today so I went downstairs and talked to my family They seem like nice people.

Hey TV producers! Create a show for white people called “Brunch Wars”. You’re welcome.

Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person.

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit? A DayGlo Dago

Everyone knows that your eyebrows are drawn on, we just wish you’d make them lightning bolts once in a while.