Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally.

What do you call a guy who likes telling “dad jokes”? A “groan” man…

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy

*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*

The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it’s black and white.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn’t a fucking wall in the way

God: You’ll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years

How many Police Officers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to change the light bulb, and twelve to beat the room for being black.

When someone reads your message, then never responds, it’s just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?