21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]

[showing people around museum] and if u look to ur left you’ll see a bunch of uppity people who get reaaal weird when you lick the paintings

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate.

“I don’t know, do you guys really think the first rule should be ‘Must Wash Hands?’” early brainstorming session on Fight Club script.

Took my date to Star Wars and dinner… to make sure BB-8.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Because it’s space, and everyone is on the ground. What are you even doing up there?

Do robots have sisters ? No just transistors !

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Brenda.

if a picture’s worth a thousand words, the people posting photos on twitter are going over by 860 characters

In a parallel universe, one sock goes in the washer/dryer and two come out.