What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney Today’s TIL reminded me.

Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.

On dating sites, some of the options for ‘body type’ should be, ‘Vending machine’, ‘deformed walrus’ and ‘pudding in garbage bag’.

Did you hear about the recent kidnapping? It’s okay, she woke up.

What’s the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar

What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose.

Clearly Cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians? Because drawing is the only way to make a comic strip.

The reason I hate my girlfriend a vegan She doesn’t like to eat meat if you know what I mean.