How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is

I bought my friend an elephant for his room… He said, “Thanks”. I said, “Don’t mention it”.

Did you hear about the Mexican man who went to the old people home to visit his grandpa? See senior.

There’s no easy way to say this….. She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells that she sells are sea shells for sure.

What’s the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? You can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you do with 100 peaches? You eat what you can, and you can, what you can’t.

creating an app called Friends With Pools. It’s exactly what you think it is.

I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .

Pee your name in the snow and you’ll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools.