We have a 9th planet and it’s chill Netlixand chill… sorry idk

All my friends say that I’m a psychopath. That’s not true, I don’t have any friends.

I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses? Edam…

A joke a statistics prof once told me… The average American has one testicle and one ovary.

Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!

People with private Twitter accounts should know that withholding their tweets is like not letting us talk to their toddler on the phone.

I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view.