Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens.

Joke stealing is not a laughing matter That’s why I don’t steal unfunny jokes.

[OC] What do you call a Latino on a bike? Juan less car (one less car)

When does a guy turn into a gay? When something’s bent on top of U

Dang I didn’t make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row

My E! True Hollywood Story would just be me trying to open a soy sauce packet.

What do you call black men working while white men watch? Slav-The NBA

What do you call your female friend with tiny breasts? Your flatmate

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Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100.