I wanted to fold the toilet paper and use it again… but felt that it was too tainted

Is there a Hallmark card for “I think it’s time we try anal”? There should be.

What do you call an incredibly flexible chicken with an alien wristwatch? Bent Hen.

Is that really your rectal temperature? Nah, I just pulled it out of my ass.

If a crackhouse is filled with love, it becomes a crackhome..

What’s the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature.

NASA was planning on building a restaurant on the moon They cancelled because they figured it wouldn’t have any atmosphere.

What’s the only living organ in a corpse? This dick.

Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!

At the office, my colleague had her computer on with an unsaved document. I looked at her in the eyes and told her I’d tap that s with control.