“Hey, boo” – a casual ghost

popsicle stick joke. Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

There are 10 types of people in the world… …Those who understand binary, those who don’t and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in base three!

When is a dog most impolite? When he points.

The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA? “I’m better without U.”

How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket

“Eat me,” said the noun “Say what?” said the verb. “Eat me,” repeated the noun, word for word. “Uhh…okay.” Verbatim.

Today my mum told me I wasn’t an only child…. Today my mum said that I was an only child. I said, I already knew that mum seeing as dad is in jail for rape.

Nobody under the age of 23 has any recollection of life before the internet. I hope that fact makes you vomit like it did me.