What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them.

I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know.

My wife and I decided we don’t want to have children anymore So anyone who wants one, leave us a number and adress and we will bring you one.

You know, after all these years, I hardly remember the first girlfriend I had. I remember she was Muslim, but physically, all I can recall are the beautiful hazel eyes Jihad.

Why couldn’t the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Found The Best 2014 Prank Site Check out this website seriously one of the best websites 2014 filled with all sorts of vines, gags, hidden camera, and pranks for ages…http://superpranktube.com

Lady Gaga: “People should look nice all the time.” “Nice” = “If an alien did meth and had a baby with a satellite dish.”

What’s the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?

Anyone else feeling solipsistic? No-one?