Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out…)

How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? There,They’re,Their . . .

Why is the new Star Wars film called Rogue One? Because it’s a rogue film – a Star Wars prequel that won’t be complete shit.

The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe… …they say it was called: “The 2016 Presidential Election Season”

how was copper wire invented? 2 jews found the same penny

Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!

Her: *smiles* You fill those out very nicely. Me: (looks at jeans)Thanks. Bank Teller: Sir, could you please pass back the forms? Me: Ohh!

Bumper stickers are how we tell people we only had $1.50 to spend on a belief system.

What’s blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT.

Gross I like my pussy like I like my steak… Pink and bloody. I’m so sorry. My friends are twisted.