The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock… I had no comet.

I bet even Kanye West occasionally looks in the mirror and thinks “That was kind of silly, what I just did.”

Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden

I’m pretty white but I don’t know any white people jokes. Got any?

What did one bean say to the other? How you bean doing.

*adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms* *adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms* *adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms* *adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms*