Short Jokes
The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool
The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock… I had no comet.
I bet even Kanye West occasionally looks in the mirror and thinks “That was kind of silly, what I just did.”
Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!
What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans? It was Bin Laden
I’m pretty white but I don’t know any white people jokes. Got any?
What did one bean say to the other? How you bean doing.
*adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms* *adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms* *adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms* *adds ‘memory loss’ to Symptoms*