Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

When and why did the yam farmer get up? For a yam.

Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who.

Don’t tell me you’re coming to my party on facebook then go for something better last minute ugh have fun at “the wake” or whatever

A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: “Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!” Doctor: “That’s amazing! How do your pants fit?!” Man: “Like a glove.”

sometimes i watch online videos where people are so happy to see each other they make love naked

Why don’t crabs give to charities? They are shellfish.

Backseat drivers are the worst. They’re always like “the light is red!” and “don’t text and drive!” and “oh god, I think that was a person!”

Did you hear about the upcoming play based on the life of Elton John? It’s a little bit funny.

*crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i’m having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok