Why didn’t the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time? Because he was too slow.

Why wasn’t Boy George any good at English? because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

I ordered some glue online but it hasn’t arrived yet Must have gotten stuck in the post.

Why are jews not creative? Because they can’t think outside the BOX.

How to stop Facebook Live and Marketplace notifications: 1) Open Facebook app 2) Go to Settings 3) Throw your phone into a river

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I’ve been really stressed out lately, I know it’s not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally

What’s the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.

Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste.

What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots.