Boy: I wish more girls liked farming Girl: I like farming Boy: Lol oh yeah? Name the 5 most water-efficient irrigation systems of the 1980s

If the Hulk worked in the produce section of Kroger… would he be a Green Grocer?

I just did a fart that was like the movie ‘The Sixth Sense’ There was a weird twist at the end, now I’m afraid to look

Did you hear that sugar is magic? It’ll make a diabetics feet dissappear!

I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.

I saw a poor cat down the street So I felt bad and gave it two dollars

Farted on my wallet… Now I have gas money.

Vagina jokes are not funny, Period

Kanye walks into a museum in Finland. “Imma let you Finnish,” he snickers. The entire tour laughs. They’re all Kanye, too. And so are you.

Worst joke I could think of. A man walks into a bar, it hurt. Watch where the fuck you’re going.