What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met? Ronda Rousey

One nice thing about your 30s is people talk less about figuring themselves out and more about where the best sandwiches are.

“Squad goals,” I said, aloud, to nobody, as two rats helped each other move an entire bagel into a hole in the subway tracks

What’s long, Jewish, and rough with your ass? Passover

Why aren’t there any Jewish Jedis? Because they lose their Force skins 😀

My brother told me hates my beard. I said “Don’t worry, it will grow on you”

What’s the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber.

To the girl I had sex with… My name is not ‘help’

When I was a kid, I wanted my bed near the window to see the moon and stars. Now, I want my bed near the mobile charging plug.

Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist? A: Marie Curie