They’re working on a series in which Bob Odenkirk is the star… It’s called Better Call Sol.

I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.

The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it.

How do you know a moth is gay? Its balls are deep in the closet.

I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn’t in yet.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sound

Why is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it’s fucking close to water

Do you have any raisins? What about a date?

What’s a suicidal Russian’s favorite drink? Cyka bleach

Gays in church