I took the Quiz quiz and found out I am “Which Game of Thrones character are you?”

[NSFW] What’s the Difference Between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass.

Wearing your emotions on you sleeve(less shirt). the only emotion you wear with a sleeveless shirt is the one that let’s people know you’re a tough guy who makes a little less than $26,000 a year.

My kids will be friends with people of all colors of the rainbow. That means no black people. (Credit goes to a person on either America’s Got Talent or Britain’s Got Talent, can’t remember which)

Who hired those 10 Americans to go to Brazil and pretend like they like soccer?

Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?

If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like “yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,” literally nobody will know theyre fake

What does a robot do during sex? He nuts and bolts!

I had an embarrassing sexual problem with my wife last week – I came too early And found her in bed with someone else

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