What’s the difference between a Greyhound station & a Crab with boobs? One’s a crusty bus station… The other’s a busty crustacean.

Racist joke,(answer this BEFORE you click) What do you call a black man flying a plane? No!!! A pilot! A fucking pilot! You racist bastard!

the best thing about the moon is that it doesn’t have any sports

Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma

Name a bird which doesn’t lay eggs? any male bird

Saying “I enjoy porn” is considerably less creepy than saying “I enjoy watching complete strangers have sex in highly unlikely situations.”

[after first date] Him: I had a great time, I’d love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?

Music is like people, the black notes are the fastest