Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably

At work I noticed the computer department have started putting Christmas decorations up IT’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

Look all I’m saying is Harry Potter could have defeated Voldemort much faster with the use of drones

I once saw three holes in the ground. Well, well, well.

What do you call a man on your porch? Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

If Eminem were a feminist… …he would be called Feminem.

Who is the wealthiest shellfish in the sea? [x-post from r/underwaterjokes] It’s Prawnold Trump!

A husband and wife were found smothered in their bed… Detectives called it the pillow case…

Did you hear they caught the peeping tom in Nunavut? His name is Tom Tukaluk