With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial.

One time I asked “What would Jesus do?” & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain.

Waiter there’s a fly in my soup! No sir that’s a cockroach the fly is on your steak.

I got arrested for having sex in a park. Luckily, I know some guys so I only got away with necrophilia.

In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel.

Dad Joke: Help! There’s a letter coming out of the water! It’s an emerging ‘C’.

Found a copy of “Dr. No” in German, and it only set me back nein euro.

FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say “may day” remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, “hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this”

A reposted joke walks into a bar… It gets downvoted into submission

If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired… would you say they’ve been defenestrated?