What’s the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars

The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They’re definitely tator-taught.

What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!

If I ran the world, I would enforce a police state where everyone would have to weigh-in before being allowed to order food.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner.

Response to “LPT: If you ever get cold…” What if your corner isn’t 90 degrees? Well, it just wouldn’t be right.

If a porn star takes a vacation, Do they consider it a leave of abstinence?

This morning I waved to the garbage men and smiled at coworkers in the elevator and now I’m pretty sure my wife is drugging my coffee.

There may be plenty of fish in the sea… but most of them these days are catfish.