Which director is Hollywood’s darling? Michael Bae

Just accidentally threw an ‘xo’ in a text to a dude. Guess I have to fuck him now.

What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting

How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat.

I really suck at school, the only time I got an A+ is at the blood test.

My wife was raped by a troupe of mimes They did unspeakable things to her

Seven dwarves… sitting in a bath and they all felt happy. Happy got out and they all felt grumpy.

Transvestite joke What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

Her legs spread so easy, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

N. Korea ready for war with US, leader tells nation. Come on baby. we are ready.