What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!

Doctor, How was the surgery? surgery? But… was this not an autopsy???!!!

The pimp hand… Strong enough for a man, made for a woman.

What’s brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire.

How do you make an archeologist mad? Give them a bloody tampon and ask what period it’s from

I wanna get on a taxi and after riding around a while without saying anything, tell the driver ‘I killed myself on that bridge 2 years ago’

What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.

What’s the best thing about portugal? You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Girl, yo grammatical atrocities so huge, you need typosuction.