What do you call the person who revised Hitler’s speeches? Grammar Nazi

Whats brown and comes out of Cowes backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry.

I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever.

Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn’t get hole out of his head

Why did the Bear dissolve in water? He was polar

“I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings… …paralyzed and unable to talk.” – Bill Cosby I’ll see myself out.

What did the dyslexic person worship? Santa.

Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t… …the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, “Come on man! I’m Eatin’ Here!” Boom.

If life hands you lemons, ask it why it has hands.

how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?