When it gets cold in Ireland, we all sit round a candle. And when it gets REALLY cold, we light it.

A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society

Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college? His grades were below sea level

Where could you look up Joan of Arc’s profile? On Tinder.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do? Ticondeyoga

What’s it called when a terrorist’s wife cheats with an American? Infidel-ity.

They found a hole in the wall at the University’s girl’s locker room. The police are looking into it.

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 – 2nd January 2nd February…!

What do you call a gender confused toddler? A Transves-tyke.