People on Facebook “Like” everything but grammar.

Minnie Mouse comes home to Mickey and tells him she wants to get a divorce Mickey: “What? Think of what this will do to the ratings! Are you fucking crazy!?” Minnie: “No dear, I’m fucking Goofy”

I went to see a theatrical piece about puns last night it was a play on words

Guy goes to the doctor and says, ” I cnat siht!” The doctor says, “Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements.”

A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you! Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?

Why can’t you run in a camp ground? You can only ‘ran’; it’s past tents.

Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead.

Knock knock… Who’s there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife

A sloth was robbed by 2 turtles Sloth robbed by 2 turtles. Cop asks if he could describe the assailants. Sloth replies, “It all happened so fast.”

Some mathematicians are on the negative side, While others are quite positive.