What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender

Poodles are just angry clouds with legs.

Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls

Should English be the only official language of the EU? No.

What is good on pizza, but not good on pussy? The cheese and crust.

I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn’t make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad.

So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he’s been working on. It’s about time too, right?

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? ‘Do you smell carrots?’

My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand.

What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant.