I don’t know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He’s just a fat man in a little girls body

When black guys say “ya feel me?”, I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I’m operating at.

What’s the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I’d never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they’re old enough for me. I’m like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?

What is the average temperature of a Tonton? Lukewarm

your mom is so stupid… She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time…

I am used but in good condition.

How to fall down stairs * Step 1 * Step 2 * Step 4 * Step 15

Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.

I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn’t keep him down!