One burrito looks at another burrito and says, “you wanna fight?” The second burrito says, “nah”. The first burrito says, “What are you, chicken?”

Monkey Jokes are alway funny Two monkeys in a bath, The first Monkey says O OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH OOK OOH AHHHHH AHH AHH AHH AHHH. The second Monkey says well put some bloody cold water in then…

How many black people does it take to start a riot? -1

Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.

The Boy in the Striped Pajamas is the only movie I’ve ever cried to… I laughed so hard I cried

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Have you guys heard of the Ed Zachary disease? if you get the disease you’ll look Ed Zachary like him!

A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me

Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks.

I want to be a pilot, but mostly so I’d have an excuse to tell passengers, “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”