Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It’s called the game.

If you say “guess who died?” with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry.

Did you hear about the fire at the bakery? No one was hurt but business is toast.

A clearly exhausted Pao walks into a pub and orders a drink…. The bartender asks “long day?” “No, all days are 24 hours long” Pao replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting.

What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor.

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3’s? Because omg they can’t even.

Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can’t eat it.

Hitler couldn’t have been that bad of a guy.. After all, he did kill Hitler

Hate when you wake up & think it’s the weekend but then realise death is inevitable eternal emptiness