What’s the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash? At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Eat* a big** bowl*** of Cheerios****! Part***** of any healthy****** breakfast*******! [please read warnings and disclaimers carefully]

My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother’s Day. He says it’s the best trade he’s ever made.

some girls give each other the emptiest compliments I’ve ever heard “aww babe ur just omg like I can’t” wtf did you just say??

What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? If you slap the mosquito it stops sucking

What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five.

My money box is empty… No change there.

Why can’t your children be like my office voice mail? Seen but not heard

Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table? They say his technique was cutting-edge

Donald Trump Trump never uses the washroom, ….. that’s why he’s so full of shit!