My ex called me a peadophile… Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile… Common typo and not the worst in the world imo

Toast at a Wedding “May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live.” That’s an Irish toast. “Cinnamon, eggs, bread, and maple syrup.” That’s a French toast.

I bet Vanna White hates the day after Labor Day?

Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.

warning sign on children’s alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia… Turkey shoot you!

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can’t hear you !

You don’t get what you WISH for, you get what you WORK for.

What are Mario’s overalls made of? **DENIM DENIM DENIM.**

What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor