Sharknado 3 jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that’s what students are for.

50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom

What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite hotel to stay at? The HYATT!!

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of “Polish Remover”.

My 9yo son just gave me a hug and told me thank you for not naming him Dick.

Did you hear about the guy who nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli? He was saved by a strong currant.

I’m going to name my son Awesome… …so whenever he sleeps with someone, they are fucking Awesome.

We had a proper, serious, grown-up discussion about pornography recently, and my girlfriend said, “I don’t get porn. Why would I want to watch to people have sex?” I said, “Two? People?”

How Long’s A Chinese Penis? Yes