I like to go fishing from time to time… Just for the halibut.

What’s the difference between old people and babies (offensive) Old people don’t die if you fuck them in the ass.

I have a friend who everyone knows is gay but he won’t admit it. He’ll swallow everything but his pride.

Audible be sponsoring so many YouTube channels you could go to “Audible.com/ ” and type in any word you want and it would give you a free book

Leap years mean nothing when you have bad knees.

What’s the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can’t jelly my dick into your mom’s ass.

Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them.

I would like to be an ice cream man It would be a cool job

I just found out that there’s a dating site for people with mullets and the people who love them. Lol! *looks over shoulder* *signs up*

“Wow this pizza is amazing” Yes, well it’s our specialty dough. We soak it in pickle juice. Dill pickle juice actually. It’s a dilldough