When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing.

While i was stealing my dad’s laptop “yank motherfucker!” . . . “awe, god damn it.”

The problem with psychotic cab drivers. They drive me crazy.

Why can’t Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

The Mongols In the early days of their empire the mongols were openly mocked by their enemies for being so small and weak. Needless to say, Genghis khan really *stepped* up to the challenge.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls? So they don’t have hairballs!

kid who doesn’t believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!

Confucius say… Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok.