What do you call a crappy skin cream? DisappointmentTM

We should have a horse for president. All in favor say ‘neigh’.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually a talented composer with a love for classical music! His newest album is titled, “I’ll Be Bach.”

Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog’s probably on its way to a gig.

oooooo ….that went deep I was at the drug store buying condoms and the cashier said …. would you like a bag with those sir…. I said… nahh shes not that ugly…..

Gay pride parade? Why isn’t there a straight pride parade? They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter 😀 .

LIFE HACK: If you want to remember something write it upside down on the back of your underwear waistband. You’ll see it when you’re pooping

How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later.

A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, “OK… but just don’t start anything.”