What has four legs and yells “Hodi doh, hodi doh?” Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

I bought some new “London Bridge Jeans” They keep falling down.

Is cyanide the most efficient way to kill someone? Asking for a fiend.

What did the redditor say to the repost? Upvote!

I really didn’t want to go the dermatologist… …but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*

I tried anal for the first time last night when I was blacked out.. I never knew I had it in me…

What’s big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table.

Some people are as useless as the second window at McDonald’s.

Guess what Chicken butt

Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.