Japan’s First VR Porn Festival Canceled Prematurely Because of Overcrowding Basically, a bukkake that ended early because everybody came.

Why is a giraffe’s neck so long? Because it’s head is so far away from it’s body.

I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. “You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty”

How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit

What is the Dothraki font of choice? Kaleebri

Never be ashamed of yourself. That’s your parents job.

My jokes are like hot chicks… Hard to get, and once you do they’re not nearly as good as you thought they’d be.

Just got my results from ancestry dot com and it turns out I’m a quarter manatee.

What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator.

There are 20 IT Professionals working on a government server 18 of them are Chinese