The happiest person I know is a lubricant salesperson… I guess you could say they don’t have a lot of friction in their life.

Why can’t Ken get Barbie pregnant? He cums in another box

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn’t reach.

My Italian grandmother just got a stair chair lift, I asked her how she likes it… she said … “IT DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL”

I don’t have a sense of entitlement… but I deserve one.

I knew a guy who had 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.

All these fireworks and still my girlfriend has the shortest fuse.

An Ohio judge ruled gay marriage legal, as long as the person is dead, proving that the slippery slope now includes gay necrophila.

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL.

Why can’t redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator