[interview] So your resume says you used to be in the theater yes that is correct What made you leave it? well, the movie ended so

What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin.

Ke$ha looks like a character I would select in Mortal Kombat

After Kanye was released from the hospital for exhaustion what was his diagnosis? He had a Yeez-ynfection.

What’s the name of that band Dave Matthews is in

Why are drums a fire hazard? Because they’re flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

China has a great wall….. and guess what? No Mexicans!

Did you hear about the communist nymphomaniac? When the workers of the world united, they all got an equal part in her.

Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making

What do you call a broken statue with nice tits? A busted busty bust.