Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had…… Loco Motives

Le’Veon Bell, Josh Gordon and Tom Brady walk into a bar To watch the first 4 weeks of the NFL season

I gave my friend a gluestick instead of chapstick last weekend and she’s still not talking to me.

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes? Your mother didn’t give you love.

I wish I was your math homework Then I’d be hard and you’d do me on the desk.

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan? A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.

The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I’m down with the EU.

Whoever has my voodoo doll out there … please scratch between my shoulder blades.

How do you fix a monkey? With a Monkey Wrench!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!