Knock Knock Who said you could come in?

I walked all the way from Europe to Africa. I know what you are thinking… Uganda be kidding me!

Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*

I keep confusing 9-11 and 7-11. Gotta stop going to ground zero for Nerds Rope.

I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I’ll keep this one for myself.

Greg wins 25,000,000.00 in the nationally lottery and runs home “Margret, I won the lottery, pack your bags”, “why Greg, where are we going?”. “I don’t care, pack your bags and get out” says Greg.

just told my kid “you’re not going to die if you try a piece of lamb” and she said “yeah, i’m going to die anyway”

ITS A BOY” I shouted “A BOY, I DON’T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY”. And with tears streaming down my face I swore I’d never visit another Thai Brothel!

I want to write a mystery novel. Or Do I ?

I have the body of an eighteen year old I keep it in the fridge