What did the clock say when he was finished having sex? The time has come.

With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don’t have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass.

What’s Mozart doing? decomposing.

Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!

Why did Helen Keller scream? Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

If those Amazon drones can really get to your house in 30 minutes then condoms are about to become their #1 selling item.

The hardest part What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheel chair

After you’re done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children.

Voldemort tried to kill my grandpa twice during the war! That’s why his helmet has two lighting bolts.

Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?