What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic.

if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?

I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

I heard that my old neighbour forgot about his dementia. He’s alright now.

Why do Irishmen hate Kia? Because gingers don’t have Souls.

I like talking to bartenders because they can’t go anywhere.

My good friend is the world’s best hitman… …earning over $10 million each year. He really makes a killing.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school? I’m just here so I won’t get fined.

I don’t think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic.

(Job Interview) Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I’m unemployed. I: How about something personal? Me: Personally I need a job.