Did you hear about the guy who could only count using odd numbers? He literally couldn’t even.

Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children.

I’m selling shirts for armless people called Ampu-T’s.

20/__ — Cyclops with perfect vision

Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says “can I have a glass of H2O” and the second chemist says “Can I have a glass of H20 too”. and then he dies.

Skyscrapers are more than just structures. They have many, many stories.

Whats the #1 crime associated with cell phones? Battery

So a guy gave his friend ten puns hoping one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? “hey zeus!”

My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it.