Trump just said if he’s elected he’ll shut down the corrugated container industry He wants to make America crate again

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens.

My grandad keeps complaining about erectile dysfunction. He really needs to grow up.

why don’t foot fetishists ever win anything? because they like the taste of defeat. i’m not even sorry.

Most computer problems can be fixed by removing the idiot from the keyboard.

What does the nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business.

An Irishman, An Englishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this some kind of joke?”

I don’t like adulting… …just kidding.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What does Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common? They both like to come down your shoot.