I just don’t understand how moats ever went out of style.

What’s orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie.

Knock Knock Who’s there CD CD who? C DEEZ NUTS *ha* ^^*Got* ^^^*em*

I met this lovely girl who’s an amputee; lost her arms…She’s a joy to be around, but… I just can’t ask for her hand in marriage

What is better to be taken, than to be given? A shit

What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work? The aftermath

When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid.

What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.

What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar