how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch

Arguing with women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine’s day card? It’s for my sister.

The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone …Meaning the world now has the first official Party time.

People judge public housing, but it’s cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I’m not sure I see the problem…

My girlfriend got her period today… …and I guess, since I’m the adult in this relationship, I’m going to have to have “the talk” with her. They grow up so fast…

How much does a plumber make in an hour? It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken

Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed.

What do you suppose Ray Rice’s fiance’ did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what’s good for her!